Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Saturday, December 20, 2008

LAST SHOW OF THE YEAR, FUCK YEAH




Yeah! Mission accomplished!

Friday, December 19, 2008

HELP


Yo. There's this list for gay bands in this GOD HATE FAGS website.
http://lovegodsway.org/GayBands
Please, send an email to the guy to include us there, will ya? Tell him we're all deviant salacious satanist homosexuals and that we must be in that list!
Please!
God hate fags, love gods way!
Yeah!
Fuck yeah!
The guy's email is
DonnieDavies@gmail.com

Coolest list ever.

Thursday, December 18, 2008

HEY YO


-CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER HAPPY MEAL? I WANT THE WHITE UNICORN.
-SORRY MAM, NO TOYS THIS HOUR.
-SO CAN I HAVE A DISCOUNT OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT?
-NO MAM, SORRY.
-SO JUST GIVE ME MY UNHAPPY MEAL, WHATEVER.

yo, just because it's like 2 in the morning it doesn't mean we don't want the toys. fuck. WE ALWAYS WANT THE TOYS, IT'S NOT FAIR.

Let's talk about religion

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Yeah.

Whatever.

Some people get really busy sometimes, you know? Yeah, they do, i've heard about it.

Sunday, December 14, 2008

One of the greatest Brazilian singers of all time



Marli

Missing Japan

My pet tree at Yoyogi Park. It never followed me home.


Can the rest of the world start having these machines?


This view made me happy for 15 days.



Yoyogi Park.


MACACA. That's how I got obsessed with monkeys.



sunday monkey

Monkey's reading the news and just found out Ricky Martin had two babies old surrogate style late august! Aaaaahn... And he gave italian names to his boys, I wouldn't expect different. Glad none of them is called Donatello though. Matteo and Valentino are being raised in Puerto Rico and Ricky Martin is happy and nannyless. Cut the crap, I can't imagine him changing diappers since august.
We're in Chicago. Yesterday I went to the local Fogo De Chão. I ate for two consecutives hours. I had pão de queijo and fried polenta and picanha. The guy carrying the picanha stick was very friendly, he gave me the best cuts. CSS would love to be sponsored by Fogo De Chão.

Saturday, December 13, 2008

song of the day


Cavera y Macaco, by Os Pedreiro.
(Skull and Monkey, by The Builder)

Friday, December 12, 2008

monkey is...

MONKEY IS WORRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh little monkey! Everyday is so beautiful and suddenly it's hard to breathe... Now and then I get insecure from all the pain, feel so ashamed... To all our friends you're delirious, so consumed in all your doom! Trying hard to fill the emptiness, the piece is gone, left the puzzle undone, ain't that the way it is?
Oh, what a drama queen this monkey is! Shut up, you're beautiful.

We just played the gig in SanFran. We opened the act with Gloria Estefan's "Reach". Not that we actually performed it, we just put the cd to play. And we entered the stage holding a red candle. Our little personal Macumba.



Yeah, we're Brazilians, don't forget that. We know some STUFF. Yeah, stuff. Red candles. Stuff. Think about it. Stuff.

Yeah.




JonJon



Jon loves his job.

AND THE MONKEY IS....

THE MONKEY IS HAPPY AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Here's a secret: the monkey knows he's beautiful too! No matter what they say. Words can't bring you down, oh no... so don't you bring me down today!
We're about to go onstage! San Fran's been sold out for AGES! Since like the Ice Age!


Tomorrow is Chicago. Then 3 days in NY. I already bought me thermals for the east coast. Paid fucking 26 dollars for a purple one at AmAp. That's fucking expensive. Should have gone to the KMart but couldn't find one here. Blablabla.

Aaaa aaaaaaa


Fuck! It's almost friday the 13th!

Today we're in SanFran. Last date with the amazing Natalie Portman's Shaved Head.Go listen to the remix they did, I put it on our myspace thang. Yesterday in LA was RAD. Xtina went to see us! She's blonde! Yeah, we're talking about the Aguillera one, you're beautiful no matter what they say. I know! I never listen to people's opinion anyway! And how weird is that, huh? Now we want the Pope or something like that to go to our show. But no Rabhi Henri Sobel, the one that stole ties in Brazil.
















Ok, sorry. Listen to this song NOW. Caçarola, Pão com Chá. It's THE SHIT. Radar. Head's up. Whatever.



Didn't like? Aaaahn...


You made the monkey sad! YOU'RE SO EVIL!

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Brazilian fans on myspace

Hey, chill out. it was a joke, a not funny one like that nazi video. Daaaaaaa.

Sunday, December 7, 2008

WTF

VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH

This is what people in Brazil think we are



Think we need to play more shows there... Or not! Hahahaha
This is so lame and stupid. Not mentioning the amount of prejudice that turns it into a pile of stinky shit not funny. Ah, whatever. So far away.

Sunday, November 30, 2008

yeah, i'm not the loving kind...




Yeah.
Can't stop listening to the new Girls Aloud track. Just remixed it as well. FUCK. Why, oh why is it so good?

Ssion new vid!



So happy to tour with them again now in december! YAY!

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Saturday, November 22, 2008

CSS AND JOAO BRASIL




BEST REMIX EVER

Thursday, November 20, 2008

you can REALLY dance!
YOU CAN DANCE!

Monday, November 17, 2008

PLOC MONSTERS


ATHONYA 
WE 
MISS 
YOU

Sunday, November 16, 2008


this little boy is so cute I'm gonna hug him till he drops!
This was at Reading this year and I hope he had good stories to tell his friends at school involving Jack Black, Metallica and all that happened! This is the cutie of the year.

A gift for Carol



As Carlos said, it's kind of Iron Maiden.



EEEEE
congratulations maggie maggie gyllenhaal and CAROL!!!!
ohoooo
PARTY IN THE DRESSING ROOM! luxembourg 2008! we're back here, we were here with gwen last year

100 POSTS!

Saturday, November 15, 2008

BY THE WAY... SASHA FIERCE
Oh... SHE'S FIERCE, she's hella fierce, she's more fierce than 100.000,00 tyras crazy on vaseline.

can YOU dance like that?
I can't.

i'm downloading this shit in very high quality to feel up so when my fierce levels are down I don't have to watch The Secret anymore.

ana made a point when she said "I just wished I could dance like that... just to have that option".
Clearly we can't dance like that but we can do other things, like smile with our eyes!
By the way, ladies, have you seen the latest episode of ANTM? I knew that girl saw her day coming, she was getting on my nerves too... i haven't said names just in case.
XOXO
gossip girl
ps. i just realized the song is about getting married, oops.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT DAY IS TODAY??
it's CAROL PARRA'S DAY!
carol

CONGRATULATIONS, baby!
happy birthday!
yay!

LOVEFOXXX'S FAVORITE SONG OF THE MOMENT

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

THIS IS MORE THAN 2 YRS OLD.



"Married Sum 41 lead singer Deryck Whibley on July 15th 2006 in an outdoor, non-denominational ceremony at a private estate in Montecito, California. She whore a Vera Wang Gown and held a bouquet of white roses. Their first dance was "Iris" by The Goo Goo Dolls"

From IMDB

ON A MONDAY... I'M A TUESDAY... ON A TUESDAY... IMMA WEDSNEDAY


Here is me having an Avril Lavigne moment...
You know what GOD?
I HATE CIGARETES. THEY FUCKING SUCKKKK KYEAHHHHHH SUCK SUCK SUCK
HATE CIGARESTES.
THEY SUCK.
I WANT ALL THE CIGARESTES TO DIE!!!!!!!!
THEY MAKE EVERYTHING STINK.
FUCK UUUUUUUU


?

?

WILD ON BERLIN

We are just rocking here in the dressing room 
Going super crazy
Wooooooooo!
Spending amazing time, climbing the walls, going crazy. Wooooooooo!
Here are some photos to prove!

Me, Dri and Luluca
The table with Cam's computer which is always open and some used coffee glasses, pistachios.
Dreamteam! Cam and Ricardo talking about blowin people's ear.
Beautiful shot.


MAICON


WE MISS BRAZIL

Monday, November 10, 2008

aloca, aloca?


HEY EVERYONE
HOW U DOING
I'M CONFUSED
CONFUUUUSEDDDDDD




WHATS GOING ON?
WHY SOMETIMES THINGS HAPPENS
WHY PEOPLE ARE SHITTY SOMETIMES
FUCKING HELL


TODAY WE GOT A TRAIN FROM ANTWERP TILL BRUSSELS TILL COLOGNE...
AND I'VE NEVER FELT SUCH A STRONG B.O. IN MY LIFE EVER EVER NEVER EVER...
FUCKING HELL THE SMELL WAS INSANE!

AND EVERYTIME I SAY INSANE I HAVE RU PAULS VOICE IN MY HEAD SAYING "GERMANE... INSANE" FROM HIS SUPERMODEL (WORK) SONG.

THE B.O. WAS TOTALLY GERMANE... INSANE.

PLEASE EVERYONE.
WHENEVER YOU ARE STINKING PLEASE DO SOMETHING.
DON'T STINK.
IT'S THE MOST WORSE THING EVER. EVER EVER
HATE B.O. SMELL...


AI SEI Lá
a loca
athonya!

#FF0000


Sunday, November 9, 2008

The girl of the hand and toilet hair

OH GOSH.
I love x-factor! We all do.
We are on tour right now so we can't watch it...
I love Laura White... can't believe the girl is gone...
BUT THAT GIRL WITH THE HANDS?!?!?!?!?!?...
I'm trying to find her live show 5 performance and it's impossible...
Instead I found something better